Grocery-Sticked 

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.

Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”

Grocery-Sticked by But Sects December 11, 2019

grogery 

A fun party at a house in the woods and up on a hill, usually in the summer. Activities include alcohol consumption, throwing up, disagreements over what kind of music to listen to, slutty hook-ups, drinking games, late night heart-to-hearts, pinatas, nervous breakdowns, bad dancing, happiness, friendly love, hugs, intellectual debates, betrayals, and overall dustiness. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of pancakes, gentle music, heartfelt goodbyes, a mess to clean up, and time to regain one's self-awareness.

An overall bonding experience. Best achieved when a theme is involved.

Person 1: "Grogery this Saturday, you coming?"
Person 2: "Of course, I already bought my sweater."

grogery by dusty_mike June 10, 2012

In Grocery We Trust 

The Korean actors and co-stars Son Ye Jin and Hyun Bin (aka BinJin) were photographed grocery shopping together in LA (not in their home country). Though they deny that they are dating, BinJin shippers use this as evidence they really are dating -In Grocery We Trust

Friend: There's no way BinJin is dating!
Me: In grocery we trust!

In Grocery We Trust by priscillastump May 31, 2020

green grocer 

When one masterbates and inserts a cucumber or a zucchini in thier butt and then pulls it out at the second they climax and takes a bite out of it.

John performed a green grocer on himself last night. He said it was great.

green grocer by teh744 November 4, 2008

groeder 

A huge, paint-peeling, moisturizing, jumbo sized dump. A large, steamy log (shit) of very solid shit.

Skyler took a huge groeder after eating 22 oyster shooters six ears of corn, and a huge plate of greasy refried beans.

Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.

groeder by Jrubadub March 3, 2011

to groke 

To stare at someone while he is eating, hoping to get his food

My cat used to groke at my every meal.

to groke by MamsellDee May 5, 2016

Grohlism 

The religion which follows lead singer of The Foo Fighters and former drummer of Nirvana "Dave Grohl"

Pat: "Do you follow Christianity?"
Chris: "No, I follow Grohlism"

Grohlism by foo fan December 18, 2011