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No School Foster Glocester!

As a kid just over the line from RI, I would wait by the radio on snowy school mornings hanging on every word of school closings that Salty Brine would call out. While most times my school had to go to school, *GROAN!* there was most always a school that made the no school cut. I can still hear Salty's teaasing voice as he knew we all knew what was coming shouting out with glee: "No School Foster Glocester!!" Who were these lucky kids...geeeez!?!? lol
Salty Brines most called out snow day was for No School Foster Glocester!
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Groovester 

One who knows he is "the man" and is "the man". Also refering to the ways of a Bro. Also, someone (usually a man) that has sick flow, awsome swag and smokes dope tree.
Yo, hes such a Groovester.
Groovester by Atown454647 October 21, 2010
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Goodestest 

Something that is two times better than good
That was the goodestest meal I've ever eaten!
Goodestest by Arerer February 22, 2011

grossterical 

Something that is gross, and also hysterical. Something that is hysterical because it is so gross.
That old man's balls are hanging out of his shorts, and it is grossterical! The movie "Human Centipede" is grossterical. cheeky vulgar
grossterical by SLander December 23, 2013
One of the cutest ships ever aka Grace Helbig and Chester See. They won't admit it but u can tell by their "snats", they're totally together!
OMG did u see the Grester snat! They are sooooo dating
Grester by Fangirl777 January 8, 2015

Groovster 

Groovsters came about because hipsters are too mainstream. Groovsters make very ambiguous/vague references that only other groovsters would understand. They never actually say any names, places, or descriptions that would allow for a non-groovster to understand the reference. Groovsters don't have a uniform style of clothing because that is too main stream. You can only figure out if someone is a groovster if you already know for a fact that they are one.

Groovsters are so non-mainstream that if normal fish are mainstream, and salmon are hipsters, then groovsters would be that one thing by the stuff.
Groovster #1: "Duuuuuuude!! This is totally like that one thing from that one movie!!"
Groovster #2: "You mean that one with that one chick who did that thing at the place???"
Groovster #1: "YEA!!"
Groovster #2: "Totalllyyy."
Non-Groovster: "....Da fuck are you talking about?"
Groovster by groovster#1 May 16, 2013

Grokster 

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Noun - Something or someone which endlessly spews rhetoric, slogans, or solicitations

Adj - Endlessly spews rhetoric, slogans, or solicitations
"Grokster is an exceptional way to provide yourself free things at the cost of spyware and constant advertisements"

"If that grokster tries to sell me anymore of his religion, I'm going to crack his spinal column and drink out his precious marrow"

"Those grokster Girl Scouts always trying to pimp me cookies at this time of the year"
Grokster by Fuji Rollcage May 15, 2004