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4. grock
a shortening of "geek rock"-- original songs relating to a fandom. for example, "Harry and the Potters" write grock.
She began an epic grock song about Spike and Buffy.
1. grock
understand,appreciate actively and profoundly, fully comprehend; also, to think about, listen to, play, or contemplate something or someone with full love and understanding, even ecstacy. Often done stoned.
(s)he spent the whole museum visit just grocking one painting. I go to the park to grock the trees. MCEscher really grocked Goedel's theorem.
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2. grock
Alternate spelling of grok.
To thoroughly understand something through the metaphorical process of drinking it in.
"I've taken calculus four times, and I still don't grock it."
"If you really groked a Stranger in a Strange Land, you wouldn't spell it 'grock'"
3. Grock
A particularly large person, both in height and in weight. Usually lacking in intelligence, a Grock is often dull witted and slow minded.
"Aw! That Wayne Rooney is such a Grock!"
5. Grock
A Grock is a chinese Glock.
Cho Seng Hui had a grock.
6. Grock
Grock is the Klingon way of saying "cock."
nuqneH GrOck? Do you want cock?
7. Grock
An extremely well built (with either muscle or fat) and hideous greasy individual, usually a sexual deviant. Often smell putrid due to lack of hygeine and NO lack of slimey bodily hair. The grock tends to have a immensely large penis, although there have been recorded cases of grocks with wrinkley schlaggots.
I turned in horror to see a naked grock fondling himself.

Jonah: "what is that sweating mound of blubber in that cave?"
Falcon: "keep your distance I think its a grock!"

Andy Fordham is a rare example of a man who managed to escape his grock curse.

Holy shit, that 6 foot 5 markham is a hairy grock, but with a schlaggot.
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