platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.

Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.

platonic groping by annexxxx March 28, 2011

Latino Grouping 

The belief that all Latinos in the U.S.A are Mexican.

Me getting off the phone: Si, te quiero, bye.

Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!

Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.

Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?

Ashley: You're Mexican?

Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-

Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!

Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.

Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.

All: Wow!

Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.

Latino Grouping by I'm not MEXICAN! July 9, 2018

Groaking 

To watch someone eating in the hope they will offer you food

"piss off, dude, quit Groaking me"
"but i'm so hungry"
etc
etc

Groaking by Nige C January 30, 2004

groping the goose 

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

groping the goose by gooser94 January 11, 2014

groping

General feeling up on people. Usually someone feeling someone's legs (or otherwise) under a table top or while making out.

Yo, man, my boyfriend kept groping my leg under the table! I was so embarassed.

groping by V For Victoria April 26, 2006

Growping 

When you are groping (or imagining groping) some skank and you start to pop a woody.

Look at Matt Wilson growping that chick on the other side of the room with his one eye.

Growping by CaptainPussyBeard May 12, 2011

Groping Skills 

The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.

My uncle’s groping skills are the best.

Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.

My roommate had the best groping skills.

Groping Skills by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017