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A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.
That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.
groaner by cornholio October 13, 2003
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A shit so huge, it can not exit without vocal assitance.
I took a groaner last night that clogged the toilet.
groaner by Spammerman August 16, 2006
Interjection (derived from past participle of GrOwn).

Abbreviation for "Grammar Owned," a phrase adapted from the now popular term "Owned," which denotes the dominance of the listening (owned) person by the speaking person.
The interjection is triggered by some event which demonstrates one person's inferiority to another.
In this case, it refers to the grammatical superiority of the GrOwner, and is in response to a grammatical error committed by the GrOwned person.

Alternate spellings: Grpwned, Grpwn3d, GrOwn3d, Gr0wned, Gr0wn3d, Groaned.
Spelling and punctuation count as grammar too. You've just been GrOwned.
GrOwned by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2004
people specially guys getting hit in the nuts really hard,kicked in the nuts,busted your biscuit;like the phrase you got served but groined means kicked in the nuts...
mike:dude did you see carl yesterday??
josh:Y?wat happened?
mike:he got groined by the new foreign exchange kid
josh:omg i cant believe i missed that!!!
groined by jemslite December 17, 2008
A grilling/smoking induced boner brought upon by barbecue and the act of grilling/ smoking delicious meat.
The second I opened the smoker and saw the delicious goodness within, I got an instant groaner.
Groaner by JamesonBBQ March 21, 2014
1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.

2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"

2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."



groaner by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003