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Gritty Uncle 

The process of masturbating with sand in your hands.
1) Tom Hanks in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his loneliness. It was not pleasant.
Gritty Uncle by dcruzado January 25, 2011
harsh, coarse, rough and unrefined, as in film depictions that portray life as it truly is, without false distortions, stylizations, or idealizations. Often, the realism is exaggerated such that the culture or society being portrayed appears more coarse than it really is.
The film "28 Days Later" is a gritty, dirt-under-your-fingernails kind of raw.
gritty by ladysmc June 2, 2007

Gritty City 

A city in San Andreas that is really bad with alot of ghetto hoods. Also known as Los Santos.
Man Gritty City is da absolute worst city in San Andreas. It's evan worse then Los Ventures and San Fierro. Not to mention it's infested with the Saints who are an evil-ass, heartless street gang.

Gritty Reboot 

Re-starting a film franchise from the very beginning and making it a grittier, more realistic version that will appeal to adults.
"I thought the Batman movie franchise died with Batman & Robin but we got The Dark Knight thanks to that gritty reboot!

the nitty gritty

Another way of saying "the bottom line" or "the basics."
Okay, let's get now to the nitty gritty, now.
the nitty gritty by The Doctor October 6, 2004

nitty gritty 

nitty gritty.....to get down to the serious stuff. This 'stuff' could be work, fine details of a plan, or sex.
"Reet-o love, i`ve taken you out to the fancy restaurant tongiht. I`ve fed & watered you & we`ve had a reet grand neet.....are we gonna get down tert nitty gritty or av i just wasted twenty-five quid on you fer nowt?"
nitty gritty by Dr Fox May 23, 2007