Grattan wank 

Masturbating to the lingerie pages of a clothing catalogue, as you did when you were 13 and couldn't get hold of proper filth.

Also handy for when you want a change of pace from mind-blowing internet-based grot.

(The Grattan catalogue was popular in the Uk about 15 years ago, and had a huge ladies underwear section.)

"Dude, I went old school and had a badass Grattan wank last night"

Grattan wank by Ohfoshizzo November 2, 2009

Grittard 

A upper lower-class white male whose day-to-day style consists of wife-beaters, acid washed jeans, forearm tattoos, low self-awareness, and a chinstrap.

Describes a dumb, irrationally confident, gritty but not tough white dude

See: Kevin Federline aka HGIC "Head Grittard in Charge" of Grittard Nation

Grittard by Gritty Grittardo September 22, 2018

gritting 

to be lookin' at someone too much. like starin' at them. or lookin' too hard at sum one.

why is this boy grittin' me??

gritting by Renee' May 13, 2005

Grittin

accumulating wealth at the basic level...surviving until you thriving.

If the stock market crash I will be grittin once again.

Grittin by Pjgogetta February 18, 2019

grittin

staring at someone like you wanna fight em

why you grittin on me dawg?

grittin by honky April 29, 2003

Gritta 

To possess the ability achieve a higher goal than currently attained

To “keep on pushin’”
To Get your financial support system multiplied by any means necessary ~ Noun

“When they ask how I got the jewels around my watch bezel,necklace,rings and earrings, I’ll tell them I’m a Gritta I’m gonna get mines by any means!”

Gritta by GrittaCollective October 27, 2021

Grittner 

One of the coolest German friends you know. Super smart and super friendly.
Has very fertile sperm. Absolute sex god.
Cannot stop penetrating any problems he comes across.
Definitely someone you’d like to know or keep by your side.

I need a Grittner by my side.

Grittner by Atandbro February 23, 2023