The process involves a human placing his or her hand, palm side out, into an aliens hand, interlocking the fingers. Once the connection has been made, the human receives the greatest form of ecstasy circulating throughout the entire body. The grip recipient usually levitates 4 - 10 inches off the ground and displays an intense glow, varying in colors. Those who grip almost always ejaculate immediately and continues to orgasm even though the human runs out of semen
Guys, I think I'm going to try and grip tonight..
I'm going to hang out by the edge of the forest in hopes of getting gripped.
Specifically, Gripping is the action of masturbating over these moments. The person is henceforth known as a 'Gripper'.
Incidents of Gripping increase during particularly prolonged barren spells, without sexual contract from another human being.
This term 'Gripper' is particularly offensive to Worcestershire-based woodwork teachers.
Oi - wanker!.... Who called me Gripper!?
Inevitable results: the worker has an even shittier day because not only do they have a shitty job but they also can't kill the people who did this to them.
"word do it up. just dont get killed"
*pulls up to drive thru worker* *grips*
*gets shot in the head*
"I had to do it!!" - Lil B (mcdonalds worker)
going insane for no apparent reason
my mom was gripping bad after she found my stash
the priests at church always grip out about abortion
this guy at the bar gripped out when i railed his girl in the back room