Grumpler 

A man over the age of 40 who has a natural and constant "grumpy" facial expression which can be emphasized by dark rimmed safety or reading glasses. Grumplers may also possess other unnatural bodily characteristics such as a slightly hunched back and/or a reverse pigeon-toe stance.

"Stop being such a Grumpler!"

Grumpler by Keebler89 January 14, 2010

Carlsbad Grimple 

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.

Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005

Carlsbad Grimple by Christian Buss August 30, 2008

grimple 

One of the most hardcore punk rock bands ever fucking spawned

Grimple up your... ASS!!

grimple by Mark Scumfuc December 7, 2006

grimplets 

Dimples in the skin of an obese buttocks. Similar to the outside of a golf ball. Mostly affiliated with overweight women in bikinis.

Whoa girl! You got some grimplets in that ass!

grimplets by sammyjit January 23, 2014

grimpledorf 

A small shriveled up "bone-marrow baby" that is permanently in a fetal position. Usually with features of their body severely disfigured.

Holy shit that kid looks like grimpledorf!

grimpledorf by RedBullFartFlinger April 29, 2022

grimple 

A zit between dick/sack and ass hole. Usualy a white head. Broken down- pimple on grundle

Josh- "Ray i just whiped and it hurt so bacd"

Ray- "let me check it out"

Josh- (performs spread eagle)

Ray- "Dude you have a massive grimple"

Josh- "Pop that shit for me"

Ray- "No way theres a dingle berry on it"

grimple by Toad December 12, 2004

grimples 

Granny Dimples

When my grandma smiles, she shows her grimples.
My grandma has some hot ass grimples.

grimples by T Roc May 5, 2019