Gladys Grimpen-Mire 

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.

“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys”

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”

Gladys Grimpen-Mire by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018

grimen 

a douche; to act like a douche

"Did you really eat all the ice cream?"
-"Yeah"
"That's a fucking grimen move."

grimen by JDW1g May 17, 2013

Grumpen 

The act of being made grumpy.

you talking is beginning to grumpen me

Grumpen by John Syphilis November 17, 2010

grimping 

invented for use in gaming. when someone joins your server and their ping is so horrid that it slows everyone else on the server down. most common occurance is in fps games, where lag is literally a life or death variable.

why doesn't Grim get cable already and quit grimping up our server...

grimping by zubsero June 11, 2006

Grumpenis 

General irritability, or GRUMPINESS, from a lack of sexual release or satisfaction. Can also be the cause of anger, short tempers and volatile behavior. Long bouts with Grumpenis may cause depression in some men.

It is recommended that Grumpenis be relieved with the use of a slumpbuster, twice daily, for a length of 10 days, if possible.

I haven't gotten laid in a month and my grumpenis is really starting to effect my overall mood.

Grumpenis by 73dart_swinger June 30, 2010

grimped 

Old term used to make fun of someone after they get hurt. Means the same thing as 0wned.

::friend falls while going down the stairs::
"hahahaha you got GRIMPED!!"

grimped by SaMSKiZZy December 17, 2005

grimping 

grimp: one who pimp's one's grandparent,

or grimpin': the act of going out pimping with one's grandparent

the most I ever learned about life was when I went out grimping with my grandpa...

grimping by dillantante May 6, 2006