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An aggressive and largely unintelligable sub-genre of Garage eminating from Inner City London, first spearheaded by the likes of 'Roll Deep' and 'Dizzy Rascal'. With incredibly annodyne backdrops and moronic lyrics, the average grime track is little more than a ranting semi-intelligable tirade about council estates, guns, and how 'from road' the MC is. Utter tripe.
Grime MC:"Headz from ma endz iz too quick to mirk mans wit dere millies cuz!/We's jook bare peepz up blud!"
Me:"Kindly fuck off and get some form of rudimentary education and a job down Tesco's, you bloody chav."
by Ed101 September 07, 2005
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n.

Synonym of dirt. Usually refers to various forms of caked-on grit, sand, soot, dust, or other solid dirt mixed with sweat, grease, or other liquid binders to make a gritty nasty goo that's hard to clean off.
The steel factory's fixtures are covered with years of grime.

The boys emerged from the mine covered with grime, and rich as Midas.

by blueagave March 22, 2006
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1. a girl who is dirty or otherwise grimy in appearance
2. a girl with an active sex life and questionable cleanliness
3. a "grimy ass ho"
Bro A: "yo man you going to the club?"
Bro B: "nah im just gonna drink in my dorm, maybe chill with the grimes"
Bro A: "dont be a fool, wrap your tool"
Bro B: "you know it"
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In the game of Monopoly any property that, if landed on, has the potential to knock a player completely out of the game or seriously deplete their assets. Mainly refers to a monopoly on a color group, but in certain situations can also be a monopoly of all four railroads. It is enhanced if a player has developed houses and hotels on his or her property.
1. Biggs has got some serious slum lord grime on that row. He's got hotels on all the purples and all the blues
2. Look at all the grime I'm coming up on. Gian and Dennis have all the monopolies from the magentas to the yellows. I'm gonna need some serious luck to get through both of their grime.
3. Greg got the monopoly on Boardwalk and Park Place, that's instant grime!
by WhiteTiger213 September 09, 2006
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1. a poorly bootlegged version of hiphop
2. a form of garage more specific to mcing
3. a form of noise (not music) lacking in dynamics (which is why anyone can make a grime tune on their computer)
4. Formed from the word 'grimey', leaves little room for creativity or a variety in lyrical content (mcs only talk about beef, vanity, derogatory of females etc)
5. something only heard on underground illegal pirate radio stations (and channel u) because the general public would never buy such rubbish, so radio/ tv stations don't waste their time or money promoting a lost cause.
6. An example of how a genre of music can't survive with pop, rnb, rock in the international music industry. Just think of the grime artist that came and went, wiley, shystie, more fire crew, pay as you go crew, heartless crew etc. it doesn't matter how big or how long they've been in the underground scene, grime is wack.
7. a word not found in the real english dictionary because it's not considered real word, just like I dont consider it a real form of music.
by jazzmatiq February 23, 2005
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a music that reflects the pain and the hardship suffered by inner city youths cotching in london.
It is the realest of the real.
If you chat shit your music ain't grime.
JME, Wiley,Kano, Roll Deep, No lay...dey are grime artists. Dizzee ain't no more.
by e12 gash July 14, 2006
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An epileptic stanky whore, who is essentially grimey.
Friend 1: You hooked up with Grimes last night?
Friend 2: Yeah so?
Friend 1: Dude that's so nasty, you better check your junk for spots for the next six months.
by angry midget pornstar May 25, 2010
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