Gridlock Douche 

Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.

I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."

Gridlock Douche by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

Geidel 

To fail at something. To try your hardest, but yet always suck. Named after the infamouse Tyler Geidel.

Yea, I totally geideled it. I'm the worst

Geidel by jameslegs February 23, 2011

Gridling 

An interdimensional being usually in the form of a humanoid being. Often found in the underrated hidden indie gem called Fortnite.

Also used as a derogatory term for someone. "You fucking gridling"

Bruh I just fucking reaped this gridlings nae nae privileges.

Fucking gridlings.

Bob why did you eat my second wife? You fucking gridling.

Gridling by StickyBoi August 23, 2019

griddleflopper 

A somewhat wet fart that isn't too soft and isn't loud but stinks like mad. Usually performed inside a vehicle with the windows up.

Dang! You just dropped a griddleflopper!

griddleflopper by Poomba and Timone March 30, 2010

eriselda/griselda 

Eriselda is the name of a girl. A gorgeous person. She’s loyal and honest. Any boy to have her would be lucky. She’s pretty and always has a smile on her face. Always looking out for me and wherever she sees someone upset she takes the chance to make them happy. But her sense of humour is high. You can make her laugh quickly and she can make you laugh too. Her friends mean a lot to her and her friends are very lucky.

I actually really like eriselda/griselda
She’s so pretty

eriselda/griselda by Whatitmeans October 10, 2020

Griselda 

She's perfect. An Angel on earth. You'll never find anyone like her, she's one of a kind and she's everything anyone could wish for. She's funny, smart, and the prettiest girl ever. There's no one else out there who even comes close in any way!!!! She is so pretty she outshines all the starts in the universe a million times over!!!! She gives meaning to the lives of anyone she talks to. Just looking at her makes any normal guy fall in love!!! And she's so kind and that you'll think she's an Angel (who says she isn't) she literally the best person ever and I believe that with all my heart

Ay yo you met Griselda?
No should i??
She's literally the best person ever

Griselda by ThisTimeBabyIllBulletProof June 22, 2018

Griselda 

Griselda is someone who is outgoing and funny. She’s so easy to get along with and typically has many friends. Wherever she goes, she’ll likely come back with a new friend or a funny story. She has such a contagious smile and laugh. She has had some bad family history, but she doesn’t let it bring her down or others down. She is always cheerful and is kind and helpful towards others. Once you meet a Griselda, you won’t forget about her and likely become close to her.

Griselda made me laugh every time I was around her.

Griselda by yourgal546 March 4, 2020