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The term gridder refers to someone who is absolutely entrenched in society and thinks everything they see and hear in the media must be true. Gridders live a very “on the grid” lifestyle. They work a 9-5, eat processed foods, live in a metropolitan area, and NEVER question science. A gridder is easily tricked by words somebody wrote online.
To a gridder, a famous actor is basically a scientist and politician.
Gridder by BarterBlex January 13, 2022
(noun) An insult regarding someone who is dumb or mentally slow. Similar to “square
Carmen: It’s kind of like a date you know?
Loc: What? You want to go on a date?
Tiffany: No you fucking griddle, she’s talking about the fruit.
griddle by grilllookin’ June 24, 2019

Sweet Griddle cakes 

Can use instead of "Oh my God" or "Sweet Jesus"
"Sweet.... Griddle Cakes! Look at the tush on that teletubby!"
Sweet Griddle cakes by Miles J June 22, 2004

nig-griddle 

A breakfast sandwich that can only be purchased with food stamps.
Person 1: Are you hungry?

Person 2: Yeah, we should go get some Nig-Griddles.

Person 1: Ok, do you have your food stamps with you?
nig-griddle by the baconer September 6, 2011

Saskatchewan Griddle Cake

Canadian equivalent of the Cleveland Steamer
So yah want a Saskatchewan Griddle Cake, eh?
Saskatchewan Griddle Cake by Paul December 25, 2008

Griddlers Gut Punch 

The range of gastrointestinal problems including diarrhea, bloating, nausea, and/or anal bleeding that manifest approximately four to six hours after dining at any one of the Milwaukee area Griddler's Cafe locations, which are commonly frequented after a night of heavy drinking.
1-"After bar close last night I went to Griddlers to eat soggy eggs and hash browns. This morning I woke up and it felt like there was a pile of rocks in my stomach, and also, I had shit myself."
2-"That sounds like the Griddlers Gut Punch."