| 1. | obama lock | ||
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when obama goes to a city many blocks around his destination are shut down causing a horrendous traffic jam known as obama lock. I tried to drive across town but the obama lock was so bad, it would have been faster to walk.
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| 2. | dogway | ||
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Highways with very low speed limits like 50 km/h, especially the ones that have alot of traffic lights and traffic jams and / or grid lock and was proposed as a freeway but got stopped due to NIMBYism. Some would be Provincial Highways in The City of Vancouver (BC) like route 1A/99A, 7A, 7, 99, 1A/99. I got peshed and raced my car at 2 in the morning down the dogway at 320km/h!
HOLY SHIT Vancouver has alot of dogways! |
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| 3. | Motor Orgy | ||
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High concentration of traffic congestion where drivers feel the necessity to penetrate any available opening in order to arrive at their objective location as quickly as possible (sometimes before pain, caused by stress-related throbbing of vessels and organs, occurs). "Hey Diane, I'm afraid I'm going to be late; I'm really getting fucked in this damn motor orgy on the 403. These dickheads are just squeezing themselves in wherever they can fit, and it's not helping me to come any sooner."
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| 4. | Slingshot Effect | ||
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When a driver is released from or breaks through a traffic obstruction and accelerates excessively as if to make up for lost mileage. As the driver is restrained by some traffic obstruction, tension builds. When the obstruction is removed, the driver "slingshots" forward, releasing the tension.
Frankie was unfortunate to get caught behind a bunch of blue hairs when church let out. When he finally got to his turn-off, he experienced the slingshot effect and drove like he was in NASCAR the rest of the way home.
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| 5. | Mormon shuffle | ||
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What one sees almost as soon as they drive into a major Utah town, especially Salt Lake City. It consists of a bunch of Mormon mothers and irritated drivers from out of state swapping lanes with no turn signal or warning. This causes immense traffic jams, that clear up two times a day for ten minutes. Should one happen to be behind a Mormon about to contribute to the Mormon shuffle, it is customary to try not to flip them off, even though 50% of the time they will flip you off for being behind them. The only way to escape the Mormon shuffle is to not drive in Salt Lake City or other major Utah cities. Oh man, we're going to have to brave the Mormon shuffle to get to Macy's today kids. Better bring some extra movies.
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| 6. | Shiternity | ||
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1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."
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| 7. | Gridlock | ||
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a blockage of something (from the severe road traffic stalling situation) The gridlock in Web traffic is due to the worm's payload.
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