A bigger,ugly chick...see also land mine
Ronnie gets in a fight with Sammie on the hit show Jersey Shore and starts hooking up with Grenades and Land mines
by ForTheThrill August 01, 2010

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A grenade is what the fat ugly bitch that is with a group of fine ass women is called. If she gets upset then it "blows up" the time for the rest of the girls in the group or the guys trying to get with them.
Dude go lay on that Grenade for us she is about to get pissy and its gonna fuck it up for all of us!
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A grenade is a fat, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first released on "Jersey Shore", when Mike "The Situation" referred to the best friend of a girl he brought home as a "grenade".
Mike: Dude, I feel bad for Pauly D right now... he needs to entertain the grenade!
by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010

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Jersey Shore Term. The ugly friend that tags along with a smokin' hot chick. In a way she explodes and that affects the friend she's with so she's also a cock block. Really ruins the mood. Makes you feel like you're being closely observed by a gay friend. She can also be the wing-girl. Just in case there's a double-team comin' along.
My friend ended up gettin with a hot chick, while I was stuck with the Grenade.
by Hakrim July 31, 2010

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Refers to sacrificing ones self for a friend by taking up company with the ugly friend. Can usually be captured using an iphone application such as iGrenaded. It refers to a solider jumping on a live grenade to save others.
Your friend meets a hot chick hanging out with her not so attractive friend. In order for your friend to hook up you have to hook up with her friend or jump on the grenade.
by Professional Wingman January 16, 2010

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An ugly girl of the hot friend. Usually has some unsightly repulsive characteristic such as a large nose, forehead or just plain unnatractive looks.

Gets ignored when out. Has her own male friends hitting on the hotter girl in front of her eyes and behind her back.

Grenades usually end up nowhere in life due to their unnatractive physical characteristics and lack of common sense.
That poor grenade came back to get revenge.
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female

1. fat
2. ugly as fuck

looks as it she was playing a game of hot potato with a grenade and lost
guy 1: i'm drunk as shit...how's that girl look?
guy 2: you mean the grenade?
guy 1: eh fuck it i don't even care
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