To ejaculate on something you don't want to; whether it be one's self, your keyboard, or various pieces of furniture on which you're wanking off.

God damn, I gregged myself again! Well, at least it's not the couch this time.
by Mr. Sparky August 19, 2006
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Top Definition
A person is gregged if they are both excessively drunk, and acting in a comically inappropriate manner.
We tried to keep him away from the naked people in the spa, but he was gregged.
by They all laughin' November 10, 2008
Synonym for 'bothered'.
I'm not gregged either way, to be honest.
by alan W September 04, 2009
When someone calls you Greg, even though your name is definitely not Greg.
"Hey Greg"
"My name isn't Greg, it's Sean"
"Whatever Greg"
by Igotgregged February 28, 2012
Invented by two bored college students whilst they where suppost to be working and soon it spread around the college.

To load an inappropriate picture of old Greg (From the Mighty Boosh) onto someones computer screen whilst they have left the computer unattened (or are distracted)how ever this may result in them greging you back.

Example 1 # "You've just been Gregged MOTHER LICKER!!!"

Example 2 # (person being gregged) "oh wtf is THISSSS!!"

(the Greger) "you been Gregged mate"
Go on this link if you want a perfect example of being Gregged:
by Im Old Greg! April 13, 2009
To be gregged is to be ripped off, or when someone is taking the piss
Nathan got work done to his house, he got gregged
by kf28 April 13, 2009
The meaning of the word Gregged comes from the Proper name Greg. A sloppy, forgetful kinda guy who's life is a total shamble, lives in celibacy and has virtually no life. In short it's all Gregged.
My life is so Gregged, I'll never recover from this job loss.
My car is gregged, My mechanic is trying to fix it.
That guy was beat up badly, His face was Gregged pretty badly.

My date was Gregged, She was a he-she...
by Drummerrrboy June 22, 2010

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