To ejaculate on something you don't want to; whether it be one's self, your keyboard, or various pieces of furniture on which you're wanking off.

God damn, I gregged myself again! Well, at least it's not the couch this time.
by Mr. Sparky August 19, 2006
Top Definition
The art of completely wasting a retail customers time and energy.
I went into my local car dealership and tried to buy a car. I got gregged so hard by my salesman, I had to run out of there.
by TDiddy77 March 02, 2015
A person is gregged if they are both excessively drunk, and acting in a comically inappropriate manner.
We tried to keep him away from the naked people in the spa, but he was gregged.
by They all laughin' November 10, 2008
Synonym for 'bothered'.
I'm not gregged either way, to be honest.
by alan W September 04, 2009
When someone calls you Greg, even though your name is definitely not Greg.
"Hey Greg"
"My name isn't Greg, it's Sean"
"Whatever Greg"
by Igotgregged February 28, 2012
The meaning of the word Gregged comes from the Proper name Greg. A sloppy, forgetful kinda guy who's life is a total shamble, lives in celibacy and has virtually no life. In short it's all Gregged.
My life is so Gregged, I'll never recover from this job loss.
My car is gregged, My mechanic is trying to fix it.
That guy was beat up badly, His face was Gregged pretty badly.

My date was Gregged, She was a he-she...
by Drummerrrboy June 22, 2010
Make a computer Operating System nigh-on unusable within a relatively short period of time, usually in the region of 6 months after re-installing the operating system and all required software.
Damn it I have gone and gregged this new computer!
by Penguin Zoo February 18, 2010

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