Named after the inventor of the Moron-a-Meter, the measurement of the level of the result of a dumd decision.
Dude 1: Ok, so I am going to jump from my roof to the neighbors pool.
Dude 2: Sounds awesome!
Dude 1: Awe man, I hit my ass on the bottom.
Dude 2: Yeah thats at least a 15 greggabyte reading on the moron-a-meter.