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5. gregg
What most black people call penis
Joe: dude I heard you like gregg.

Bob: nah that ain't me
1. Gregg
a handsome, manly guy who is always happy and pulls girls with his sweet dispostion
Jack : how does he do that?
Jermaine: hes a Gregg!
2. Gregg
A measurement of alcohol or other liquid by depth.
One Gregg is equivilent to 4 fingers of a drink.

A common measurement would be half a Gregg.
"Nope you got it wrong...You gotta down half a Gregg!"
3. Gregg
The God in which Greggatologists worship. He is believed to have created the world, Wal-Mart, and Mexico. His son "Roy" is the messiah; he was hung by his testicles on a capital G. Roy now walks the earth as a pizza man, looking for righteous Greggatologists to give his Wal-Mart made pizza to.
You must accept Gregg into your bed if you want to go to Wal-Mart when you die; otherwise you'll go to Mexico.
4. Gregg
A unit of length. 1 gregg = 1.35 inches. Can be used as a conversion factor between the Metric system and the Foot/Pound system. Based upon the penial length of a mythological man named Gregg/Garry. Used in scientific studies as well as daily life.
Dude, your car is going to get a ticket since it is 7 greggs away from the curb!
6. gregg
In black magic, when you want to change somebody's life and turn them to the darkside you "gregg" them.
Merlin used to gregg his opponents by using crystal magic.
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