Greenwich is a town that started it all. Founded in the 1700's, as a retreat for the leaders of the world, to get away from all the congested, hectic life of the growing city of Manhattan and Boston. Leaders kept their prized white horses, in stables built of Gold. Today it has transformed into a suburb known for the best. Home to the Rockefellers,Tycons, Kennedys, Penskes,Hillfieger, and all the top Ceo's of either Ge down to Wyeth, Greenwich has got it. A place where polo really started, always haveing the best, to the top of the line schools trainers, and transit system. Crusing down the streets of Greenwich is like reading Town & Country,AD, and the dupont registrey, all at once. The Nannys drive Range Rovers, the mothers are usually driven by an attractive drivers either in a Bentley(but the real must have these days are the Maybachs), but the best is passing the gates upon gates, each Mansion different from the rest and all have been featured in trendy home magazines. The kids have usually seen the whole world by 6 and by 14 are sent off to the best boarding schools in the world. Every Greenwich Child must have the following.
1.)Private Tutors till the age of 8
2.)Several Horses, one is never enogh
3.)Trainers in Polo, Crew, Squash, Tennis, Golf
4.)Daily Shrink(its a must have)
5.)(Age 5), 1 Range Rover Power Wheels,a custum play house with kitchen powder room, air condtion,a garage for the Range, and a meditation room, with sauna and garden.
6.)(Age 16) 1 Range Rover,& 1 aston martin, custum designer, atleast twice a month fly to somewhere warm to keep the tan,private fitness trainers, and one JAP(jewish American Princes)friend. But ones GREENY, 16th party must be above $100,000 if not, then u should just shop at sears.
7.) If you dont pop ur collar then u should just simply be shot by ones bodyguard.
The simple rules must be followed if not, then simply move to Hartford.
I live in Greenwich.
She must party with Paris Hilton.
by devon February 16, 2005
Located in Connecticut, Greenwich is the most ghetto place to live, and six ghetto monks go to GCDS there and ball constantly.
Greenwich is an ill place to live
by Alex Ghaffari May 04, 2005
A town where many rich assholes cut you off the road because they use their money to buy drugs and snort muddafuckin coke all day. If you cross the border to PORT CHESTER it is much better because everybody is poor and mexican.
Man1:Hey, want to go to Greenwich today.
Man2:No fuck that shithole of a place, lets go to PORT CHESTER.
Man1:Yeah, you are right, Greenwich is a shit of a place.
by KING TUT BITCH April 30, 2005
I very stuck up rich community where veryone is tall, blonde and gorgeous. The guys all have mercedes benz's where they make out with their girlfriends (who are all jocks). But g-wich boyzz do hump good.
I dunno, this would be hypocritical cus i live here!!
by sahblondebitchXX April 30, 2005
Everyone keeps teasing Greenwixh kids for being to preppy and inappropriate. As someone who lives in Greenwich, it is an amazing town, and I love it so much. I would not want to live anywhere else. Greenwich is an awesome town and everyone is so friendly and you get to know everyone in town. Anyone who is teasing Greenwich should just back off, because it is just very rude.
Guy: where are you from?
Me: Greenwich
Guy: but you don't seem inappropriate or preppy
Me: I know👌🏻
by AAABBBXXX July 09, 2016
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