Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.
Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
by Shdylatina November 29, 2019
by Damaged Duck June 4, 2017
Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!
Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.
Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.
by towgunner May 10, 2006
by WOODY8888811 December 27, 2007
Used in the Armed Forces to describe something that could have sounded promising but failed to deliver or simply did not meet expectations. Nevertheless, such thing was forcefully left to deal with by those affected.
Person 1: “Did you hear about IPPS-A and the perks of its talent management features?”
Person 2: “Yup.... active duty it’s about to get the National Guard’s green weenie”
Person 2: “Yup.... active duty it’s about to get the National Guard’s green weenie”
by The IPPSON July 8, 2020
Man1: "Did the boss just tell you had to work on Saturday?"
Man2: "Yeah, I just got the green weenie."
Man1: "Yeah you did, with no lube."
Man2: "Yeah, I just got the green weenie."
Man1: "Yeah you did, with no lube."
by AggieJAG May 2, 2006
A military slang term for the "Army Commendation Medal" also known as the "ARCOM", a medal that has been given so frequently that it is considered nearly meaningless.
by Cpl. Dio February 9, 2011