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A green tulip is an action performed in a strip club. When a stripper lays on her back on stage and you put a dollar on her taint and before she can push it aside and continue her skankery you push it second knuckle deep in her brown eye so the portion of dollar bill not in her bowels resembles a green tulip.
My wife was so drunk she gave that nasty pig cupcake a green tulip last night.
by Jamie-T May 13, 2012