| 1. | green-screening | ||
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Green-screening occurs when a company pretends to be socially responsible despite obvious and clearly irresponsible practices. For example, British Petroleum and Exxon Mobile are two of the dirtiest, environmentally destructive companies on the planet. But they air commercials designed to counteract this image. Exxon Mobile is just green-screening! They aren't exploring alternative energy like they claim!
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| 2. | Gray Screening | ||
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The act of sending multiple text messages to someone without receiving a reply, causing the visible range of the iphone text message (sms) screen to be filled solely with gray message bubbles. Note: The accumulation of texts causing a "gray screen" can occur over minutes, hours, or days; as long as the consecutive stream or thread of messages (multiple gray message bubbles) is uninterrupted by the recipient sending a reply (green message bubble) Hudson: You know that girl I met at Dan's Cafe Friday night?
David: Yeah? Hudson: Well, she totally gray screened me last night. David: Dude...sounds like a clinger to me. Hudson: Yeah, stage nine. or: This girl has been gray screening the hell out of me! |
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| 3. | Delta Force | ||
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The 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta is The United States Army's premeir Counter-Terrorist unit. Delta along with Navy SEAL Team 6 (DEVGRU) and The Air Force's 24th STS form JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command.). Delta Force usually recruits primarily from the 75th Ranger Regiment, yet many Delta Operatives have earned their Green Beret and went through Ranger School before going through Delta screening. Delta Force has been rumored to have a drop out rate of 99.972%. (Example: If you gathered 100,000 fully grown, adult males only 28 could pass Delta screening.) Delta also cross-trains with The British Special Air Service and other Special Forces units of Allied countries. Earn a Green Beret, get your Ranger tab, go through Delta Force Screening and maybe cross-train with The Grandfathers of Special Operations (The British Special Air Service.). How many people could do it?
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| 4. | Conogram | ||
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Falsely portraying a bit of admittedly nifty technology as being way more advanced than it is.
Also, something that CNN did to compete on the same level (read: lowest common denominator aka infotainment) as Fox. Lends a news program the objective crediblity equivalent to having Flava' Flav and Britney Spears MC the State of the Union Address. Did you see the conogram on CNN last night during the election? That was just green-screening. My webcam can do that. Look, I'm in Maui now! Eat a dick, Wolf.
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| 5. | Friday | ||
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The song "Friday" is sang by a 13 year old that puts on too much make-up to even notice her age at all. Her voice songs like a frog on crack, but I'm not trying to insult the frog as it could obviously do a better job at singing. In the video, there are other middle schoolers illegally driving the car and Rebecca is being an under aged slut to go to parties. The extras in the video are mindlessly dancing around like they don't know what the hell is going on or that they don't want to be there and are embarrassed. Some random man in the video has to stand around encouraging them do to even sing and dance, even though it's obvious they aren't listening and just want to get the hell out of there. The green screening is terrible, along with the whole video its self. Most 12 year olds could do a better job video taping. The random black man that starts rapping in the video is most likely some random man off the street that got paid thousands of dollars just to do the job decently. Rebecca's lip singing is way off and you can tell that she's not singing any bit of it. The video gets 100 comments per second and 8,000 dislikes per half hour. The video has more than half a million dislikes and half a 100,000 likes. The half a 100,000 must be Justin Bieber fans for sure. Dear Canada, you gave us Justin Bieber.. So we give you Rebecca Black's song Friday .
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| 6. | tantoon | ||
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Leptospermum polygalifolium – Tantoon – Yellow Tea-tree. A wide spread and popular garden shrub occurring naturally along a large area of Eastern Australia from southern NSW to far North Queensland. Tantoon is a variable shrub from 1 to 3 metres wide and 3 to 4 metres high. It’s a fast growing shrub ideal for screening. The light green leaves are small to around 8mm long and slightly aromatic. The white flowers grow to 2cm in diameter and often borne profusely in spring and summer. It’s suitable for most soils requiring water during dry periods and suited to a wide range of climates including tropical and cool zones. Polygalifolium often forms a rounded shrub with coppery coloured new growth and the flowers are suitable for floral displays.
Or just a nickname for Tony. The herbal drink, Tantoon Tree Tea.
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| 7. | Gorgle | ||
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A specialized search engine used by a wide variety of environmentalist types, from ones who simply refuse to see the truth to those who think Kyoto is of benefit. It acheives this by screening out any search results that are not green-oriented or reek of fell common sense Gorgle Kyoto Recriminations....No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found. hrmmmm
Gorgle Nuclear Plant Protests.....Results 1 - 10 of about 1,150,000 ...interesting.... Gorgle Nuclear Fusion Power......Due to the danger this poses to mother earth, all results have been blocked! Urge your Congressman to support the Kyoto Treaty!......What the hell? Is this some sort of joke! |
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