1. A term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. Used to describe soeone that didn't fully have sex with a female, but merely masterbated, and yet still got her pregnant.
1. "Wow. Look at my garden! It's teeming with life!" "Yep. You must have a Green Thumb or something."
2. "So wait. She told you she was pregnant? I thought you said you DID'NT have sex with her?" "Yes Chris. I got her pregnant. Cuz...yaknow...I got that green thumb!"
A Wet Vagilly is similar to a Wet Willy, except that instead of using saliva to lubricate the finger before it goes into someone's ear, the finger is wet with vaginal lubrication. Vagilly is a portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Willy."
Aaron: If you don't get out of bed, I'm going to give you a Wet Willy!
Trina: You better not, if you do, I'm going to give you a Wet Vagilly, and you don't want that, because I'm very aroused right now.
Aaron: Ok, you win...that's nasty.
Similar to a wet willy except that instead of licking your finger to get it wet, you stick it in a woman's vagina to get your finger lubricated. Then you stick your finger in her ear like a wet willy.
I was rolling around naked with my girlfriend, and then all of a sudden she said she didn't feel like having sex. I was pissed, so I stuck my finger in her coochie and quickly gave her a wet vagilly to teach her a lesson.
shag bands are a joke in wich people take too far .... it can simply be a group of friends havin a bit of fun or 2 people havin a little 2much fun...
neon~ boy chooses
dark blue~gay sex
light blue~ lesbo sex
that is just the basics there are many more
this is the art of wiping ones bum, while staying continuously aware about the environment. One will double use toilet paper by double folding and then reusing the paper at hand. One may also bypass the paper and go straight to the shower for the cleanse.
Dude, I did my part to stay green, I just green wiped. I'm like that little bear from the Charmin commercial, you know the one having trouble with the little pieces of paper stuck to his ass.
Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"
|20.||Dick Hole Guy|
One who sticks his finger in his own dick hole. Fingering of the dick hole
Wow looky this Nave I can finger my dick hole mmmmmmmmmmm My own dick hole guy
|21.||Dutch Sailor Method|
Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.
Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."
Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"
Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."