Green Bitches can be any age and any gender. Most Green Bitches are teens. Most Green Bitches are boys.

The “Green” in Green Bitch has dual meanings, “Green” referring to Green Day. And “Green” referring to immature, ignorant and inexperienced.

Green Bitches are a special kind of poser. They are really chavs and rednecks in disguise and probably future klansmen too. They want to pretend to be punk today because Green Day is popular now. Chances are they were in diapers when Longview came out. And their mom quite possibly might have been in diapers when Rock n Roll High School came out. But age is NOT a barrier to being punk. Intolerance, ignorance, not even knowing what punk is while pretending to be punk will all make a person a Green Bitch.

The vast ignorance of Green Bitches is revealed just by listening to them talk. They will say ignorant things, for example, like how they hate Gerard Way or Davey Havok