a group of teenagers, driven only by there obsession for weed and small shiney objects.

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an elite crime fighting team of individuals who battle against the forses of great evil, to protect the innocent human beings you see around you everyday.

Emo is a subdivision of Goth, (which itself is a subdivision of Punk) and can usually be seen wearing tight clothing, itchy wool scarves (no matter how hot it is) black-and-white striped sweaters and hair that covers 3/5 of the face. There are four main categories of emo:

Emo Emo
These kids are the classic stereotype. Usually listens to (or writes) crappy music and writes even crappier poetry (these songs are usually about getting dumped, death or something else melancholy). Practices self-mutilation (the cutting of oneself) and is dismal as hell. The best way to deal with these emos is to either get them professional help or get them some sort of anti-depressant

Soap Opera Emo
Emos that over react to everything. they don't get happy, they get estatic. they dont get sad, they get suicidal. In short, these emos are huge drama king, (or as they put it "Extreamly Emotional") and are okay people but can get realy anoying.

Happy Emo
An Emo who likes to listen to emo music and dresses like an emo but doesn’t cut himself or cry about everything. They are perfectly happy human beings like you or me but still enjoy MCR, Fallout boy and other emo CDs of the sort.

Fakemo
Even other emos can’t tolerate these fucktards. They do everything an Emo does but have no real problems whatsoever. They simply do all this to A) Be accepted by other emos (why they’d want to, I can’t imagine why) B) To get negative attention or C) to scare the crap out of their parents.
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A person who eats meat virtually to the exclusion of vegetables. The people who call themselves this, who think they are saving the environment by "saving vegetables for those who will eat them", or bringing down the production costs of vegetables as meat-eaters, are not only flat-out wrong but immediately brand themselves as never having taken a post-secondary institutional science course (or remembered what they were taught in school about trophic energy levels).

As a refresher: In Ecology, you learn that it costs much more energy to create a tertiary consumer than it does to create a primary consumer, and that only 10% of the energy used on each trophic level actually gets passed to the next "higher" level on the food chain: the rest is lost in waste and reduced output of information and energy. In other words, it costs much more energy to create a Fox or a Hawk than it does to create a vegetarian Great Ape. Why? Because of the amount of food that it took (entirely dependent on plants as a keystone species), the energy, time and circumstance that it took each animal in that food chain in order to "be", while the Ape skips that whole process and eats directly from the fruits/vegetables of the earth. Thus, much less vegetables are consumed in the long run because it takes 85% of our food in America to feed livestock for slaughter that could instead be going around the world to feed hungry people 3 times over, while currently half the world is starving.

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Alternatively spelled Al-Key’blar, and predominantly spelled Al Keebler by most Americans. The elven translation of Al-Kaebla is ‘the Base’. Technically speaking, Robin Cook, the former British Foreign Secretary from 1997-2001, explained Al-Kaebla literally means ‘the database’. It was the computer file of the thousands of mujahideen who were recruited and trained by the CIA to defeat the Soviet Union during the 1980’s.

Famous Al-Kaebla members include: Fast Eddie, who wrapped the products; Sam, the peanut butter baker; Buckets, who threw fudge on the cookies (too much, some criticize); and Osama bin Cookie Monster, who besides eating lots of cookies, is resurrected by the Media when the US Government needs to scare the American people into submission.

The well-known Elvelamist group, created by Zbigniew Kazimierz Brzezinski, when he was the United States National Security Advisor to President Jimmy Carter from 1977 to 1981, was and still is a valuable CIA asset, has attacked civilian and military targets in various countries, the most notable being the September 11th attacks in 2001. The official story told by the AmeriKan Government and repeated without error by the Mainstream Media is: nineteen Elvelamist Al-Keeblers fled their massive network of trees in the deep dark mountains of Afghanistan to highjack four AmeriKan Airliners with Al-Fudge Sandwich Cookies, escaping AmeriKa’s trillion dollar defense system for hours to hit three of four of their targets - World Tra...

Prince Xizor was the Underlord of the most powerful criminal organization in the galaxy. He was one of the most influential beings in the entire Empire, third to Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith. An elegant being, Xizor was highly public, but his associations with Black Sun were only whispered, and never ever spoken in accusatory tones.

(Please excuse the length of this definition, but I enjoy being thorough.)

In the traditional sense, dragons were large reptilian creatures first thought of in the medieval time. (medieval in the eastern and western sense.) In western realsm, the dragon was a greedy, tyranical brute who ate damsels, demolished villages, and kept a huge treasure hoarde. Mostly portrayed as a generally lizard-like creature with many crests and horns, terribley sharp claws, large teeth, sometimes quills or fur, and almost always wings. (Different variants occured, such as the wingless two-legged Linwurm, and the scorpion-tailed wyvern.)They might've also had a lion's or dog's head.

In the eastern realms, dragons were beneficial and wise. They did of course keep their treasure hoardes, a dragon is nothing without his shinies. (They're very good eating.)They were snakelike, colourful, posessed deer-antlers, usually had a mane of fur or a crest of the stuff running down their back. They were awfully powerful beings, usually close to the gods, and lived in mountains, and sometimes in the ocean. I don't kinow much more...I'm pretty sure they could breathe scalding water instead of fire.

Nowadays, dragons are an icon. Anime' abuses them, fantasy novels use them, and D&D keeps them sacred. In DD, there are two main types of dragons, called true dragons...

An intelligent human being who believes that human interests are not always in the best interests of human beings themselves (in the long run, of course) or other species. Although there are some impressionable airheaded environmentalists, the majority are scientifically informed and dedicated to their cause. Many things that environmentalists have worked for have also benefitted mankind, such as restrictions on pollution, which can cause deformities at birth.