Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.
Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.
by t.h. November 03, 2003
Diarrhea and/or amoebic gut infection sufferred by foot soldiers serving in Europe in WWII.
Dad complained that hen he was captured by the Germans, he had the green apple dirties until he was liberated.
by Rveil July 19, 2004