(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.

(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)

J.R. J.:first condom I ever used that didn't feel too tight.And they never break.
Suzie:i get a wide-on just looking at the Green Trojan box!!!!
Nanci:oh,fuck me hard with your green trojan!!!!