When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.
She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.
by Dan Yuhas May 07, 2008