|43.||The Big Lebowski|
The greatest movie in history, made by the brilliant Coen Brothers. Anyone who has not seen this movie is utterly worthless. Anyone who has seen it and disliked it should be ripped off the face of the Earth. In the film, Jeff Bridges plays Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, whose rug is peed on. Somehow, this gets him involved in a hostage situation, and an overly complex world of corruption and lies. Hilarity ensues.
All The Dude ever wanted... was his rug back.
|44.||Dawn of the Dead|
Released in 1978, Dawn of the Dead is the sequel to the 1968 cult classic "Night of the Living Dead", and was written and directed once again by horror filmmaker George A. Romero, who has been hailed as the father of modern zombie cinema.more...
The story is set just a few weeks ahead of the events of the first film. The unknown force that is raising the recently deceased is still persisting. As more people are being killed and eaten by the walking corpses - only to become flesh-eating zombies themselves - the world has started to fall into a state of disarray. The end is on the horizon.
Four people - a traffic helicopter pilot, his girlfriend from the WGON news studio, and two national guardsman - take off from their responsibilities in the traffic helicopter and take refuge inside a shopping mall that is crowded with the living dead. Through a series of spine-chilling sweeps throughout the shopping mall, as they gather supplies and kill the zombies, the four manage to secure the mall as their own safe haven. A monument to decadent consumerism and a barricaded fortress all in one...
But as time passes, they begin to see that the mall has become their prison, rather than their salvation...
The make-up effects and its dated style are probably the most noticeable attributes of the film (which reportedly only ...
The greatest and most corrupt movie ever made. featuring Alpacino as Tony Montana a Political refuge which only had one dream to live the american dream.Wat brought him to his down fall (literally) was his greed jealousy and his disrespect for the number two rule (don't get high off ur own supply)."The world is yours".....this means.....that the world can make u or break you....
"Why don't u stop fucking around...HECTOR."
"You wanna play rough ok. say hello to my little friend! you wanna play rough ok."
"Hey chico kill that fucking piece of shit."
The Jarvis is a fascinating creature. It will only listen to techno and hip hop, and enjoys watching disney movies other horrible ones over and over and saying they are the greatest. The Jarvis is characterized by a high pitched laugh, and being able to survive on no food for days on end. It is rarely seen eating, and when it does it is usually peanutbutter or macaroni and cheese. Be mindful of your surroundings when in the company of a jarvis, because your things may start to disappear without notice. The stories that a Jarvis tells are usuaslly extravagant and far fetched, typically made up on the spot with no fact or reason behind them. If you ever spot a Jarvis in the wild, your best bet is to run or say that you hate Marist singers.
This is the funniest movie ever! (Euro Trip) -- A wild Jarvis specimen
|47.||big trouble in little china|
Greatest b-movie ever made. Was ahead of it's time when released, and has since become a cult classic.
Big Trouble In Little China is such an awesome flick.
The greatest actor ever to walk on the face of the earth. Sometimes refered to as "the zel" because he pwns that much ass in his movies, that he can have his own nickname. I wouldnt be the least bit surprized if the zel was actually god or the mesiah that the jews have been looking for. He even did a queer nickolodian commericial and made it greatness. If you disagree with me then you are retarded, AND THE ZEL WILL SMITE YOU WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ACTING SKILLS BITCH!
My friend:dude im gonna get fucking LAIED tonite
Me: Denzel Washington has a new movie out
My friend: ZOMG!! im going to tell mirah carey right infront of her TITS that im going to see the new zel movie!!
Me: your right the zel owns mariah carey
A band that sung the greatest song in the world to a deom and forgot, only to write what must've been the second greatest song, Tribute. Stared in their own movie, 'Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny'. They realised the government totally sucks you motherfucker, the government totally sucks. Finally, they met Beelezeboss in the final showdown! Pwnage.
What I'm trying to get at is, Tenacious D are the most genuine and the greatest rock band around. They have all the best elements of a good rock band:
-A good name
-Kick ass songs on every album
-Members, Jack Black, (Jables, JB) and Kyle Gass, (Kage and KG), who don't care what people think and stick it to the man!
-They made a movie which caused uber pwnage
Guy 1: Sassafrass owns!
Guy 2: I know. In fact, Tenacious D owns.
Guy 3: Who's Tenacious D
Guy 2: Wow, have you been living in the Sahara desert all your life. It's only the greatest band ever.