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the greatest person in the world ever, no one will ever be as great as a mom, endless hours of no sleep, changing over 60 diapers in a week and hardly no sleep, god bless all moms moms have the toughest job ever,
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| 2. | Head | ||
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The greatest thing ever! Did I ever tell you about the worst head I ever got... yeah it was awesome.
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| 3. | Halo | ||
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One of the greatest games ever, up there with battlefield and splinter cell. People say it sucks, but in reality they dont own an xbox because they cant afford it because they dont have a job, and/or they suck at it and can only point out its flaws because they're a dumbass turd who cant accept sucking at something. Person #1: Dude, Halo is gay.
Person #2: Get a job, and quit sucking at Halo, bitch. |
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| 4. | The Falcon! | ||
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Flapping your arms around, and making squawking sounds while giving a blow job. That bitch gave me The Falcon!. It was the greatest shit ever!
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| 5. | Cockmagnet | ||
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Any woman who sleeps with so many guys that she can't remember their names, and doesn't know the last names of the babies she has ever few months. Gilrs like this are usually obvious to spot, because they flirt and groop all over any guy, having very low standards, and are ready and willing the give a blow job to anything shaped like a penis. The Mathews sisters are totally cockmagnets! There's 8 of them, and their mother has two more coming later this year? Are they ever going to go out and get some hobbies or maybe even a job? I feel sorry for them.
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| 6. | LMBJ | ||
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An acronym for "Last Minute Blow Jobs" LMBJ is a common team name used for various sporting events, games, or groups. Also known as the four greatest friends ever known to man, "Luke Miguel Brandon Joey" Lastly a blow job in the last minute of any situation. Lets go team LMBJ!
Her roommate was coming back soon so i had to get a last minute blow job |
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| 7. | toas | ||
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TOAS: Tits On A Stick.
Comes from a thin woman that has large breast either from a breast job or natural. That is one fine TOAS.
Man I'd love to get with that TOAS. Ashley is the greatest TOAS ever! |
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