| 71. | berea ohio | ||
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one of the best citys ever! it is a great place where jsut about everyone knows everyone else. you might get robbed, as i did, but that was only a one time thing and wont happen again. home of BW college and home of "Home Town Heroes", (rip)"amputeens", "lime green submarne" and other bands that sound cool. you should not come checkout my city b/c locals ONLY! Berea Ohio is the greatest city in ohio.
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| 72. | BelDel | ||
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Below Delancey, or "Belancey". The latest in an increasingly insane series of new neighborhood contractions sweeping the real estate obsessed New York City market. "I found the greatest deal on a 3-bedroom in BelDel"
"Beldel is so yesterday, you should check out DoWiSeTrePla" |
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| 73. | Baltimore | ||
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Greatest City In America!!! Population of about 600,000 in city limits.
Sure, some parts are dirty n got their problems and hobos and drugs and violence, but what city doesn't? There are more sexy females within any given 2 block radius than there are in the whole of any other city; plenty of bars, and nearly everything to do in a city filled with life and excitement. The rules are chill, because the police have SERIOUS things to worry about, so nearly anything is acceptable; this city is fun people believe me! The suburbs house the rich kids and are pretty gay, but the city is great! It's building up down here every day. And yes, there is some crime, but it's concentrated, and usually has reasoning behind it. Don't be stupid and those people will leave you alone; it's actualy easier to get along with down-to-earth Baltimore residents than it is with rich kids in suburban high schools that are assholes, because nobody in Baltimore is snobby! So come on down, why don't you; there's plenty to do and see. Born in Sinai Hospital; Park Heights where u at!!! I walk down North Avenue in Baltimore City with 50s hangin' out my pocket and my cell phone out, but i show respect n i have no problems wit' anybody.
*Everyday Thing* -"Walking down North Ave with 50's hanging out pocket" -"Sup fam""whats good" -"Pull out cell phone, talks chill" -"Reaches destination safely" My Point: All you Bmore Bashers burn in hell |
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| 74. | Cedar City | ||
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A god-awful yet god-fearing little town. Also known as the mullet capital of Southern Utah and home of the Polygamy Tech Screaming Thunderchickens where SUU students either leave town or get high every weekend (greatest blow on earth). Its main industry is Wal-mart which forms the job base and people come from miles around fer the Shakespeare and elk guttin’ festival. It’s loads of fun stalking prey on a Cedar City ridge with 50 MPH winds and 50 degrees below zero.
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| 75. | red sox | ||
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A baseball team that only recently realized that people of color could help their city (2004). Although they have blamed George Herman Ruth for their bad luck, they simply had terrible teams because they were the last team in baseball to have a black player. Are the Red Sox a better team than the glorious Yankees? Currently, yes. However, they have 20 championships left to catch up. However, the issue of controversy stems from their fan base, not their actual team.
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If you ever see pictures of Red Sox "fans" you will see rich, white folks who are ignorant and share views of the historically infamous Red Coats (see Revolutionary War). Yankee fans are numerous and can be found throughout the world, with fans of all different races, religions, and creeds. Yankee fans possess something called common sense, class, and welcome anyone, whereas Red Sox fans embrace ignorance, hatred, and being intoxicated. Also, Red Sox fans have a tendency to speak with a heavy, unrecognizable accent that no one thinks sounds intelligent. It is much more ridiculous than that of a New Yorker. Also, the Red Sox are based in a city that nobody cares about, as it could fall off the map and only about 10 people would notice. When was the last time someone attempted a terrorist attack on Boston? Never - its disappearance would not hurt the U.S. at all. In fact, there would be a lot less racism in our country if that happened. Most of the students at Harvard and MIT are NOT from the Ne... |
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| 76. | Manchester | ||
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Manchester is officially the greatest city in the world. It is the second city of the United Kingdom, London being first mainly because of government bias in funding. The city is the UK's most cultural boasting more museums than any other city except London due to funding bias. The city has an excellent integrated transport network and laughs in the face of scum like Brummies and Scousers. From Manchester:
"I am a Mancunian, ha ha ha you Brummie Scum, go shit on it!" "Oh my gosh you are a scouser? Ha ha ha ha scum!" |
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| 77. | long island | ||
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Okay, Long Island pretty much sucks. I lived there my whole life in Roosevelt & Hempstead. These are the only two towns where anything even happens. And i've been to just about everywhere. LONG ISLAND SUCKS!!!!! Who would wanna live here when the Greatest city on earth is right next to it. It just sucks get over it. Minus Hempstead & roosevelt, nothing even happens here. Move to Manhattan, Queens, Bronx, or Brooklyn. I wouldn't recommend
Staten Island, but if it's between Staten Island or Long Island, definatley pack your bags and head over to NYC. NYC Kid: Wow mom, so this is Long Island. I'm gonna go try to associate with the kids.
LI Kids: Woah!!!!! Oh My God!!!, did you see that. That was apsolutley incredible!!! Wow!!!! NYC Kid: What!!! What!!!!? LI Kids: That slug moved 0.5 miles per hour faster than it did before!! NYC Kid: I'm outta here There is nothing to do, and trust me, kids are really amazed with things like this here because there is nothing to do!!! parents, don't punish your kids by making them live in the suburbs anymore, just go to NYC. I'm so glad I finally moved to Queens Long Island CITY. It's so much better. |
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