Shark Piss or "Great White Wine", as the label indicates, is a white wine made in Truro, Nova Scotia. It is usually purchased and consumed by Junior High and or High School students.
Shark Piss is notorious for being inexpensive ($15 Canadian for 1.5 L) and strong (20%). The quality of the wine is so poor that it is often treated like hard liquour and mixed with other less disgusting beverages.
The student was discovered passed out in the baseball field, clutching a bottle of Shark Piss to his chest.
Tired of Colt 45 the wandering vagrant decided to treat himself to Shark Piss.
A slightly spicy, slightly sweet white wine predominately grown in California and the Alsace region of France. Goes well with indian and asian cuisine.
"Wow, this gewurztraminer tastes great with my curry chicken!"
A white or red liquid containing alcohol that is usually found in the cabinet in a glass bottle. Once indulged, one might do things he might normally not do, and have a great time doing it.
I got hammered on wine all last night at the party and then drove my SUV through the mall. It was fucking great.
Used to dscribe something either very good, or something very bad. Originates in "killer", as in "what a fucking killer cd!", then altered the Roskilde-way.
"This white wine is killeren cheap!"
"Oh, killeren, this dress looks crap on me"
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The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.
Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.
Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.
The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.
Despite possessing testicles (allegedly), the Housebitch takes on the traditional role of the submissive housewife. Any and all decisions must first be approved by the wife and her say is dutifully accepted. The only alcohol allowed in the house is white wine. Cursing is forbidden. Male friendships are strictly frowned upon. The Housebitch goes to great lengths to disguise his true identity including coming up with off-the-wall excuses in order to explain to his male friends why he will not be attending events to which he previously guaranteed his presence. It gives the Housebitch's wife great joy to cancel plans the Housebitch made with his buddies.
As the Housebitch, Ian knows better than to even bring up the topic of a boys’ weekend trip. Instead, he has a catalog of excuses from which to pull from as soon as friends suggest any kind of getaway. This makes Ally happy, which in turn, makes Ian happy. With another weekend apart averted, Ian and Ally toast their wine glasses before cuddling up on the couch to watch this weeks episode of The Bachelor follow up with American Idol.
Verb. 1) To drink wine. 2) To imbibe. 3) To feel great. 4) To cast away the dilemmas and doldrums of this venomous world by opening an epic bottle of wine or champagne.
Matt: What a day.
Amy: No shit.
Matt: Can't believe we have to go to this staff dinner, it's a total Jihad.
Amy: Let's go get some wine, pop corks, and screw in the break room.
Matt: Done and done.
Jason: This dude on Monday Night Football is a real asswipe.
Ryno: Korn-hole-zer? He's the worst of the worst.
Jason: I'm turning it off.
Ryno: Let's pop corks and call dem bitches.
Jason. Done and done.