|15.||A Night With Rachel Price|
An amazing night; an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well without drugs, sex, alcohol, or any other teenage self-destructing device.
Dude 1: Hey man, how was did last night go?
Dude 2: It was just A Night With Rachel Price.
Dude 1: So I am guessing it was good?
Dude 2: It was great.
It's just putting at night. Mitch Comstein, Ty Webb's college roommate was a night putter.
Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean...
|17.||30 reasons a girl should call it a night|
1. You have absolutely no idea where your friends are.more...
2. You have absolutely no idea where your car is... wait did you bring your car??
3. You've become convinced that dancing with your arms overhead, shaking your ass, and yelling WOO HOO is truly the sexiest dance move EVER.
4. You've suddenly decided you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe you can do it (bitch...i ain't playin...).
5. You start singing 80's songs at the top of your lungs and showing off your dance skills to the car next to you.
6. Your bladder becomes amazingly full every 10 minutes.
7. You sit down and the room and people around you start spinning profusely.
8. Your slurring your words so bad, that nobody can understand what your saying and then when they say what, you can't even remember what you were talking about.
9. You've come up with the brilliant idea that you can create less hassle on your friends by just "sleeping over" at a your guy friend's house.
10. You see beers all over a table so you lift each one up until you find one half full and chug it when no one is looking.
11. You talk to stupid skanks you really hate and tell them you really do like them and that ya’ll should be friends.
12. You pass out at the party. And the next morning there is writing all over your face and limbs. (If you pass out with your shoes on, you are fair game).
13. You find yourself peeing behind random buildings.
14. You become overly enthusiastic when someone off...
|18.||eric the great|
the most fucking awesome person in the world. he is a ball buster and will rip on the orlando's like crazy. he is a funny person and he is awesome. he has a tendency to say "trueeeeeeee" and burst out into the lion king thing. otherwise known as "ETG," "eric the mother fucking great" and "black peoples"
laura-did you see eric the great last night? he stole your girl!
sully-nah yo, hes the fucking man
laura-yeah well eric the great is fucking awesome
sully-gotta love the black peoples
When you are out drinking with your buddies and every girl you see is a dime that night and no matter what they cannot say anything different.
A girl that may not be great looking any other night, but on dime night she is a 10 no matter what.
one of the many areas in virginia beach which is inhabited by rich white people. most of the girls are orange year round from tanning too much and are infatuated with the latest louis vuitton purses or polo outfits. guys are usually too busy worrying about the surf or when the parents will be gone on their cruise so they can get completely shitfaced... which actually doesnt matter because the parents wont do anything about it anyways.
The mother of the house probably takes tennis lessons twice a week when she isnt attending PTA meetings or shopping at all the cute surf shops.
The father is busy working the 9-5 which pays for all the new clothes, new cars, and huge house for the family. dont feel bad though, he gets drunk every night with his buddies when he gets off.
basically great neck consists of a bunch of people who are fake, rich, snobby, and alcoholic. not everyone fits this discription, but everyone knows someone who does.
bob: wow, i cant believe ashley got a new lexus for her 15th birthday.
tim: yeah, her parents figured she has her permit now, so why not get her a car?
bob: typical great neck family.
|21.||Great Northern Toaster|
The Great Northern Toaster has a serious of basic steps to follow.
1.) Shit in sexual partners mouth
2.) Proceed to have sex with the person while they still hold the shit in there mouth
3.) When the male partner ejacuates on the womens face she spits the shit out then and only then
Man last night me and Eileen tried the Great Northern Toaster, and I felt bad because she had to hold that mouthful of shit for 2 hours before i busted a nut!