| 1. | Great Gatsby | ||
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in additon to being a smelly book that i was recently assingned to read for english class this term can be used in many other facets of life. A great gatsby can also mean a huge steaming shit. as in if you need to be excused to shit and you were in a literature type environment then you may excuse yourself by simply saying "excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel". this is the most polite way to say "i need to take a fucking shit right fucking now you fucking fuck", which in most cases is utterly unacceptable.
"excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel"
or simply "i need to take a great gatsby" |
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| 2. | The Great Gatsby | ||
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One of the greatest pieces of literature of all time. A timeless classic that tells the story of a man, James Gatz, who has an undying dream, a desire for a love that he will never have. Written by F. Scott Fitzgerald, this book is said to be a parallel of his life. "Gatsby believed in the green light. The orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but it's no matter. For tomorrow we will run faster, reach our arms out farther. Then on one fine day, so we beat on, boats against the current, we are borne back into the past"- A closing line in the masterpiece novel, The Great Gatsby.
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| 3. | Iliad | ||
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Greek epic poem by Homer; widely considered the first work in Western literature. Tells the story of a small period of time during the Trojan War, focusing mainly on the character Achilles.
The original Greek version was spoken in rhythm to a lyre by a traveling musician-writer known as a rhapsode, not unlike a modern rapper. In fact, the term rapper comes from the word rhapsode. There are many English translations, many of which are in the form of prose rather than poetry. It is a very slow-moving story, regardless of translation, mostly because half of it is spent shouting out the names of hundreds of different Greeks and Trojans who died during the war, due to the fact that it would have been recited for Greek aristocrats who believed they had ancestry from that period. Student 1: My English teacher's making me read the Iliad.
Student 2: Bummer, dude! Homer: Thus ended Erophobus of Lesbos. Holla! Greek Nobleman: Dude! He was totally my great-great-uncle! |
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| 4. | renaissance | ||
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the period that starts from the 15th century and ends at the 18th century. In that century we watch people like Leonardo Davinci... and some others... its the rebirth of arts,science and literature. The renaissance was a period of great achievement for humanity
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| 5. | Great Gatsby | ||
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in additon to being a smelly book that i was recently assingned to read for english class this term can be used in many other facets of life. A great gatsby can also mean a huge steaming shit. as in if you need to be excused to shit and you were in a literature type environment then you may excuse yourself by simply saying "excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel". this is the most polite way to say "i need to take a fucking shit right fucking now you fucking fuck", which in most cases is utterly unacceptable. "excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel"
or simply "i need to take a great gatsby" |
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| 6. | Blender Magazine | ||
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Blender Magazine
(1) a magazine in a blender (2) The Leaders of Decling and Idiocy Literature. (3) The worst magazine you can read. If you follow, believe, agree, and read Blender, do not hope that you will become successful. (4) Stupid literature Blender Magazine is one of the worst magazines. They show their stupidty by placing top 100 best and worst. Sometimes from the best and worst bands to who pees the best/worst. Blender has attacked some greats, good, and ok bands as being worst the bands or worst lyricist. They named the legendary group The Doors as one of the worst bands and Jim Morrison as one of the worst writers. They used an example of "Ramble On" by the Led Zeppelin as horrible writing. However, Blender Magazine has named the horrible "Black Parade" album as the best and puts stupid people like Avril Lavigne on the magazine covers. How can you say those bands are the worst if they are clearly idiots and avoided saying bands Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, All American Rejects, 30 Seconds to Mars were one of the worst. That is an example of how bad and avoidable this magazine should. The people at Blender Magazine deserve a 1000 deaths and tortures. These deaths ICP: They call us the worst so that's why most of the guys at Blender have a hachet through their head.
Guy: Blender Magazine sucks! Jim: what are you doing? Bob: Blender Magazine (1) Rocker with a great rock band: They may name me the worst artist, but I pee on their magazine. Blender Magazine(2): That's it my children keep reading it! ha ha ha ha Hobo With a Shotgun: you better have sucked your last cock! Blender Magazine(2): ohh, I hate you Hobo with A Shotgun: *shoots they guy from Blender in the face and groin* Guy: what are you reading? Kid: Blender Magazine (3) Guy: If I were you, I throw it in the trash or blended. Kid: *Kid looks at the cover* ya, you're right, this magazine is horrible. Smart Girl: What the hell am I reading? Friend: oh a Blender Magazine (4) Smart Girl: oh yeah! thanks! |
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| 7. | Shakespeare | ||
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The God of English Literature. He makes horror movie icons look like sissies and dictators like civilians. Dude 1:Man, reading Macbeth is much more eye scorching than staring at the sun.
Dude 2:I know how it feels. Shakespeare made Alexander the Great look like a panzy with his writing. |
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