| 43. | Slut | ||
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1-Fuckin Fantastic
2-That mystical creature God's best invention 1-"Hey did you see that movie last night. It was so good"
"Yeah it was a slut" 2-I love sluts so much. Thank that dude in the sky for inventing them |
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| 44. | reverse microwave | ||
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a not yet invented device that - unlike ordinary microwave ovens - cools down food or beverages in an instant Person a: aw, my budweiser isn't cold anymore!
Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it'll be cold in a second. Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn't invented yet?! Person b: oh yeah, that's right. Sucks. |
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| 45. | Mace Windu | ||
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A drink consisting of:
2 scoops ice cream (preferrably vanilla) 2 shots jagermeister varying amounts of coca cola. Fill party cup with ice cream, shots, then the rest with coke. Greatest invention of the decade bar none. |
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| 46. | bucookie | ||
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A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom! "Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade
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| 47. | Kern | ||
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Adjective:
Awesome beyond any and all comprehension. Impressive beyond measurement or description. That new invention is so kern, I can't imagine life without it.
He shattered the existing record with that kern performance. |
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| 48. | photoshop | ||
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The greatest artistic invention of the 20th century. Annie: It's amazing the variety of things you can create using photoshop! The possibilities are endless.
Professor: Your right! Photoshop may have as great an influence on contemporary art as photography did when it was invented! |
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| 49. | steamed dumpling | ||
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A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling. Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.
It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling? I got my dumpling steamed! |
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