2-That mystical creature God's best invention
1-"Hey did you see that movie last night. It was so good"
"Yeah it was a slut"
2-I love sluts so much. Thank that dude in the sky for inventing them
a not yet invented device that - unlike ordinary microwave ovens - cools down food or beverages in an instant
Person a: aw, my budweiser isn't cold anymore!
Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it'll be cold in a second.
Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn't invented yet?!
Person b: oh yeah, that's right. Sucks.
A drink consisting of:
2 scoops ice cream (preferrably vanilla)
2 shots jagermeister
varying amounts of coca cola.
Fill party cup with ice cream, shots, then the rest with coke.
Greatest invention of the decade bar none.
A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom!
"Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade
Awesome beyond any and all comprehension.
Impressive beyond measurement or description.
That new invention is so kern, I can't imagine life without it.
He shattered the existing record with that kern performance.
The greatest artistic invention of the 20th century.
Annie: It's amazing the variety of things you can create using photoshop! The possibilities are endless.
Professor: Your right! Photoshop may have as great an influence on contemporary art as photography did when it was invented!
A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.
Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.
It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?
I got my dumpling steamed!