Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
2. Magnificent sexually excited amphibians
2. I don't want to go in that swamp, it's filled with great hornytoads.