An extreme case of JockItch.
... goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
by Jerry Lee Lewis November 28, 2006
When a man has taco shits, or some form of the shits combined with any spicy food, or any other substance which causes a burning sensation comming out of the asshole, and said man wipes back to front.
Goodness gracious man, I have great balls of fire!
by Poisonhole October 17, 2008