The shiny film that collects on your face during a long road trip in the sun.

I've been reading a lot of entries, and I'm noticing how similar they are. Either "OMFG SLIPKNOT ROOLZ" or "Slipknot fans are all greasy, fat, and have no sense of music and have OBVIOUSLY not listened to oldschool shit." Now, this is not going to be one of those definitions.

I like Slipknot. I like Slipknot, System of a Down, but yet I like Metallica, Children of Bodom, and what many of you "metalheads" would call "Real metal." Isn't metal just all about the same "fuck you" attitude? Who doesn't love a bad boy/girl?

I'm not your typical "Slipknot" fan, even though they are one of my favorites. I'm not greasy, I shower every day or every second day, thank you very much. I never even heard of hot topic until my boyfriend (who loves Slipknot as well) told me what it was. Never been inside a Hot Topic, either.

I like hippy music, death metal, "real" metal, "nu" metal, oldies, etc. I like anything. I was a jazz player for a short amount of time.

A lot of you bash Joey Jordison, as well. Let's see you do better. Let's see you take some drum sticks and pound out one of his riffs. Can you do it? No, thought not. I'm a drummer. I know how hard it is to go THAT fast. And it's REALLY hard. He's pretty good, and he stands for a lot of cool things, if you actually TOOK the time to research your shit before you talk.

I'm not a typical "maggot" I've heard of the old stuff, I know what M.F.K.R means (MATE, FEED, KILL, REPEAT), bitches. My hair is not 2 feet long, I've...

the shiny oily build-up on your face from the lack on showering

conjunction of grease and sleazy

She sounds fucking hot. She got a nice turd cutter. How's the rack? Tremendous! I hope. When you finally do fuck her, you should throw her on her stomach and pound away from behind.

The word used to describe somebody who hasnt washed their hair in a number of days and is a big dirty greaseball who's head looks like it could start dripping grease at any moment. Its like wet look leggings but its your hair. Its disgusting.

The lint from your underpants that gets caught between your butt crack and cemented together by sweat and natural body grease concentrated around that area.

The conglomeration of greasy substance that builds up between the ass cheeks after a particularly long day and resembles the smell of a shart. Occurs most often after it has been greater than 8 hours since a shower and is one of the substances to be removed whilst participating in a hooker shower.