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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
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greasers' palace 

A hangout for white trash to gather and party.
Billies ' tavern is a regular Greasers' Palace with all them ex-cons drinking in there.
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That SJW called me a greeder for raising a litter of puppies
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Fifth grader: What's 9 + 10?
Adult: ...
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Greaser Punk 

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Guy 2. He must be a Greaser Punk.
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I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!

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A crackhead school, their teachers are completely fucking stupid, the bathrooms are stricktly for juuling. 99.5% of all students are failing. The school colors are ugly as shit ! They suck at academics and sports! Fights are the main entertainment! Don’t send your kid here unless you want them to be completely fucking stupid
Greater Johnstown high school is in Pennsylvania