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older guy that lusts college chicks
Brock: Hey Rod, a girl born in 1985 just friended me on F’book.
Rod: Sweet.

Brock: Just think. Duke's incoming freshman class was born in '90-'91.

Rod: Umm. That’s a bit creepy dude. Don’t end up in a database.

Brock: Yeah, well… my formula is my age… divided by 2, plus 7.

Rod: Yeah, you’re still a perv… Gray ballz
by akarod September 03, 2009

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