| 1. | Gravitational Invite | ||
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A invite so powerfull it invites everything around it John: You should come to my party Josh, you should come to Marry
Josh: (after John left) HA! You got caught in my invite's gravity field. Marry: Gravitational Invite's the bomb! |
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| 2. | Gravitational Tantrum | ||
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A temper tantrum during which your child drops to the floor and writhes around as if being sucked into the floor by a massive gravitational pull. My husband woke our son as he took him out of his car seat, which usually leads to disaster. Sure enough, as soon as we went inside the house, he pulled one of those gravitational tantrums.
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| 3. | Rich as Romney | ||
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A person or corporation that has amassed gravitational wealth. Guy 1 - Why am I in a higher tax bracket than some people with mansions and yachts?
Guy 2 - You have to be rich as Romney to be in that low a tax bracket. Some people have gravitational wealth. |
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| 4. | Gravitational conflict | ||
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A sudden and unpredictable throwing back of the head for no apparent reason (other then your brain being riddled with THC) Whoa! I just had a gravitational conflict!
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| 5. | bulla's head | ||
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A contender with our Sun as true centre of the solar system. A body of great mass and gravitational pull. Possibly filled with dark matter due to its density in comparison with its size to its nearest gravitational equivalent. (the Sun) If you have ever put anything down only for it to dissappear when you look back and you then cannot find it, it has been captured by the gravitational field of bulla's head and is now an orbiting satellite.
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| 6. | Sloth Day | ||
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Sloth Day. The day everything and everyone moves slower due to heavy gravitational pull. This vision of a day to come in the near future was originally conceived back in January of 2007 by the famous "SuperSloth"
"...and in my dream weird shit started to happen, like the earth's gravitational force increased and it became very hard to move around and lift things. this only happened when going outside, normal gravity was felt inside buildings. This is very important." But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. For there shall come a day, when all men of lesser strength shall perish, a day when the gravitational force will increase, but only outside buildings, the day of Sloth Day.
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| 7. | orbital butt | ||
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1. when your butt is so freaking big that things and people go in to orbit when they get too close to it.
2. the gravitational pull of a very huge ass. One time my best friend Josh threw pennies at my orbital butt, the gravitational pull was so strong that they begin to go into orbit around my super huge ass.
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