Gravity Falls is the best possible cartoon ever. It was created by Alex Hirsch, my favorite animator in the world. Some main characters include:
Dipper Pines- 12-13 year old boy longing adventure. Twin to Mabel.
Mabel Pines- 12-13 year old girl. Loves romance- and pigs. Twin to Dipper.
"Grunkle" Stanley Pines- Older guy. Grunkle means "Great Uncle." Runs the Mystery Shack.
Soos- Handyman of the apocalypse! Soos works at the Mystery Shack. He has everything you could need.

Gravity Falls is the best show ever! Too bad it just ended.

Gravity Falls by GingerGirlFanfic September 12, 2016

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Gravity Falls

A cartoon running from 2012-2016 on Disney Channel, created by Alex Hirsch. It was based on his summer vacations with his twin sister Ariel.

Set in the fictional town of Gravity Falls in Oregon, twins Dipper and Mabel from California are sent to spend their summer vacation there with their grand uncle (Grunkle) Stanley Pines. Together, they discover that the town holds all sorts of weird and mysterious creatures and secrets.

Gravity Falls is one of the best cartoon shows out there. You should watch it.

Gravity Falls by Random fangirl 98 October 26, 2018

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Mike Gravel

The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).

He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.

Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.

Balls, I tell you!

Man, that Mike Gravel dude has some ginormous balls.

Mike Gravel by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 28, 2007

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monty python and the holy grail

Utter and absolute genius.

Excert from monty python and the holy grail:

One day, lad, all this will be yours!
What, the curtains?
No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
But Mother--
Father, lad. Father.
B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
Rather what?!
I'd rather...
music
...just... sing!
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
B-- but I don't want land.
Listen, Alice,--
Herbert.
'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
But-- but I don't like her.
Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...
music
...a certain,... special... something!
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!
smack

monty python and the holy grail by le fromage May 19, 2006

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