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Self-gratifier 

(noun) One who routinely "likes" their own Facebook comments, posts and photos and, more times than not, is usually the first if not the only one to do so.

(verb) self-gratify: The process of "liking" your own Facebook comments, posts and pictures.
Matt is a classic "self-gratifier." He always feels the need to immediately "like" his own Facebook comments as he knows its probably the only way he can get others to pay attention to what he has to say.
Self-gratifier by bdkingst March 4, 2011
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the gratitude shuffle 

Slang for that quickly recognizable body language of a person approaching you to ask for spare change.
I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.
the gratitude shuffle by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Gratitude 

The quality or feeling of being grateful or thankful.
He expressed his gratitude to everyone on the staff.
Gratitude by anooonymoouuss February 7, 2009

Gratitduty

The act of expressing thanks to others but not really meaning it.

The moral obligation of the higher ups to recognize their workers but in actuality only care about profit or making themselves look good.
"Thank you all for all that you do"
Gratitduty
Gratitduty by Winterfire November 26, 2020

goatitude 

The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.
"John Blyth, eat that like a human being!" she screamed, mindful of his extreme goatitude and big sharp teeth.
goatitude by JVM July 24, 2006

Gratitude Walk 

Gratitude Walk is when a person becomes present, aware and counts their blessing and gives thanks while walking.

Defined by author Marie Cornelio, in the book The Gratitude Way.
I love taking Gratitude Walks daily.

Or

Let's take a gratitude walk.
Gratitude Walk by Beloved One April 19, 2014

Gravitude 

The sheer awesomeness of something. Highest level of importance.

The GRAVITY and MAGNITUDE (GRAVITUDE) of something.
Girl, Can you believe the sheer gravitude of his lies?
Gravitude by Kyla Meyers October 18, 2017