| 1. | Grateful Bed | ||
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Lady advancing in years, single, beyond cougar, will attempt to pull drunken semi-conscious guys from pubs/clubs/lean-to's. Will lie in wait until right moment and pounce. (Does not wear tie-dye) (though might have beard) Dude, that chick (sic), is checking you out!
Naaah man, she's 65! A Grateful Bed if ever I saw one, give me another 16 pints and i'll go for it!!! |
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| 2. | Grateful Dead Family | ||
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A kindly kinship. A tightly knit though loosely organized group of elders who did and do look after my best interests. All share a common love for the music of Jerry Garcia. "Hey now, do you have a place to be?
"......Uh...I am looking for my friends but I think they left me here.... I don't know how to get out of here or where to go. They have all my money and the car keys and all....." "No worries. Come on into our bus, my wife is making Bananna/Spirulina smoothies and cornbread. We have a camping permit as we are vendors. We have an extra pull-out bed you can sleep on tonight and you can find your friends tomorrow". ".......That is really nice of you. Thank you. Am glad to find Grateful Dead family. |
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| 3. | dead head | ||
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1. some one who is dead. a deceased person. (meant to be cute/stupid)
2. a fan of the grateful dead 3. a stoner 4. someone who is extremely tired. 1. you're a dead head
2. i couldn't believe how many annoying dead heads there were at that college, let's go have a tie dye burning ceremony on the campus to show our love for them 3. that dead head hits the bong all the time 4. chris is a dead head today, he didn't go to bed early enough.
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anonymous
May 14, 2003
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| 4. | Gamehendge | ||
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Gamehendge is the land Colonel Forbin travels to in Trey Anastasio's senior thesis, "The man who stepped into yesterday." The story was originally a musical performed by Phish (the best jam band since the Grateful Dead), though it was only play entirely on a few occasions. Many of the best Phish songs were written using the Gamehendge story line. Such songs include "Lizards," "Punch you in the Eye," "Colonel Forbin's Ascent," "Fly Famous Mocking Bird," "The Sloth," "The Divided Sky" (believe it or not is the chant sung by the Lizards (the inhabitants of Gamehendge) in praise of the allknowing prophet Icculus), "Llama," and "Axilla" and "Axilla Part 2." The ideas for Gamehendge and much of the music are said to have been created by the members of Phish while they were tripping on LSD, a very powerful hallucinogenic drug said to have extreme mind expanding properties. Every night before I go to bed, I read Gamehendge and fall asleep with thoughts of Lizards, the Helping Friendly Book and eternal wisedom.
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| 5. | fizzuck | ||
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(verb). the act of spending all afternoon in bed engaged in carnal acts and then feeling exhausted in a mutually post-coitus state. I cannot believe we just fizzucked for six hours... I'm so grateful that you're unemployed.
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| 6. | frat | ||
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What it takes to be a fratdaddy
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I am a fratdaddy. I live in a frat house. I go to frat parties. I fight. I especially like to fight GDIs. I think if GDIs were cool that they would have pledged a frat in the first place. I know that GDIs are jealous of my social life. I believe that I am more fun and can party harder than any GDI. I am exclusive. I run dances. I am the brains behind Spring Break. I am the reason road trips exist. I hope you enjoyed my party last Friday. I can recite the Greek alphabet before the fire of a match burns out. I can rattle off all of my founding fathers as well as my fraternity obligations, but I don't know the words to my school song or my accounting professor's last name. I don't go to class. I never study. I devise elaborate schemes to cheat on my exams. I don't buy books. I have a low GPA. I have an endless supply of doctor notes from the campus health center. I am thankful that my frat buddies will get me a job after graduation because I know that I can't get one on my own. I give more than $1,000 of my parents' money in social dues each year to promote my frat's alcoholism problem. I drink because I am cool. I drink a lot because I am cooler than you. I serve alcohol to minors. I urinate in public. I do keg stands and have keg parties. I am the master at drinking games. I own you in quarters. I have never not drinken in the game "I never". If I can't find my beer bong I know I can find one next door. I don't binge drink-I continually dri... |
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| 7. | unpenny hotel | ||
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A shelter for people with nowhere else to go. When staying, all your possessions become the property of the hotel and its other guests. When you leave, you may request all your possessions back and you will receive them if you have behaved yourself. Rules are kept enforced through a mutual sense of predicament as the users of the hotels are usually a close knit group of unfortunates. On a particularly cold night, he stumbled upon an unpenny hotel and was grateful for the warm bed and thin broth, but when he awoke, he was surprised to find his meager belongings meted out among the other guests.
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