Gatched it up 

The act of turning a simple social situation into a notable and memorable event.

Man, Tyler really gatched it up last night at the bar when he told us he was a fountain while projectile vomiting all over those poor poor children.

Gatched it up by wompwompwomp262525 March 15, 2013

Gratchet 

A person that is grumpy and ratchet.

She's so grumpy to be so ratchet - she's gratchet!

Gratchet by AlphaRam January 11, 2015

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

Grotched Necker by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

Grotched Necker by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

Grotched Necker by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

gatched 

When someone looks as if they would like to get your number or flirt with you but doesn't have the courage to do so.

"OMG that phittie well just gatched me!"

gatched by Aimzy Baybee October 29, 2007

gratchet 

Gratchet- Grammar Ratchet- a Woman Who Text Like This, TXT, BOI, GURL, MI, LoVe, DIS, H8, L8R, SUP, YW, ILY or can't Spell and Doesn't Know The Difference Between There, Their, And They're Or Constantly Blames AutoCorrect For Text Mistakes.

This Bitch Just text Me And She Can't Spell Anything Right! Bro Cut Her Loose, She's A Gratchet!

gratchet by Ryno21 January 2, 2013