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A novice or occasional pot smoker, or a weed mooch. Someone who smokes pot whenever it is offered to them, but doesn't go out of their way to find it.
Dan's a real grasshopper: he never goes looking, but he's always ready to hit when we pull out the bong.
by fasteddie08 December 18, 2005
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1.
Term that refers to one who is a novice, a greenhorn, a student/disciple, a subordinate, or just simply ignorant.

Has its origins from the "Kung Fu" television series from the 1970s, starring David Carradine as the Shaolin priest Kwai Chang Caine. As a young student at the Shaolin temple, Caine, in his youthful ignorance, takes pity on a blind Shaolin master, believing the master's blindness to be a terrible affliction. The master quickly corrects Caine, illustrating that despite his blindness, his awareness of the world is much higher than Caine's -- for example, the master takes notice of the grasshopper at Caine's feet whereas Caine does not.

From that moment on, the blind master befriends Caine and becomes a mentor to him. He gives Caine the nickname of "Grasshopper" in an affectionate reference to this first encounter.
Person 1: I've never played Guitar Hero before. How do you play?

Person 2: Ah, watch and learn, Grasshopper ...
by Trish December 04, 2007
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A term for someone learning from a wiser master. Often used in mockery when something is 'common knowledge' that is easily forgotten.

This word is similar to padwan.
Man 1: "It took me 3 days to download the latest version of Priston Tale"
Man 2: "3 days? WTF, I downloaded it in 34 minutes"
Man 3: "Not everyone has broadband, grasshopper."
by celticshiva March 01, 2004
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3.
pops up as soon as someone lights a joint
mikes such a grass hopper the only time u see him is when we smoke a joint
by larry, mike March 15, 2006
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4.
football team in Zürich.
the best damn club in Switzerland!
Wir sind einfach das beste
by GCZ August 27, 2004
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5.
to lose control of a swing so that you're swinging wildly
Watchout! You're going grasshoppers and you'll hit something!
by Miko Monkey February 03, 2006
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6.
A mexican or someone from mexico who hops the border to sell drugs, or weed(marijuana) in particular.
Dean: Yo where did you get this shit?
Ryan: This crazy dealer from Mexico, he was a grasshopper!
Dean: Aww yeah!
by kbuzz September 23, 2010
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someone who is stoned (grass (another word for weed)) and drunk (hop) at the same time, which unleashed a special combination of the two.
billy went grasshopper at last nights party
by Artygan May 16, 2013
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