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a term used to describe a person who hops grass around, or transports marijuana from place to place "Did you know Mary Jane's new boyfriend is a grasshopper?"
"Lucky bitch.. He must be a fireball in bed." |
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Term that refers to one who is a novice, a greenhorn, a student/disciple, a subordinate, or just simply ignorant.
Has its origins from the "Kung Fu" television series from the 1970s, starring David Carradine as the Shaolin priest Kwai Chang Caine. As a young student at the Shaolin temple, Caine, in his youthful ignorance, takes pity on a blind Shaolin master, believing the master's blindness to be a terrible affliction. The master quickly corrects Caine, illustrating that despite his blindness, his awareness of the world is much higher than Caine's -- for example, the master takes notice of the grasshopper at Caine's feet whereas Caine does not. From that moment on, the blind master befriends Caine and becomes a mentor to him. He gives Caine the nickname of "Grasshopper" in an affectionate reference to this first encounter. Person 1: I've never played Guitar Hero before. How do you play?
Person 2: Ah, watch and learn, Grasshopper ... |
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A term for someone learning from a wiser master. Often used in mockery when something is 'common knowledge' that is easily forgotten.
This word is similar to padwan. Man 1: "It took me 3 days to download the latest version of Priston Tale"
Man 2: "3 days? WTF, I downloaded it in 34 minutes" Man 3: "Not everyone has broadband, grasshopper." |
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Dumb little bugs who get off on jumping around in the grass in my back yard. They make really good eating when deep fried. They a good and tasty and crunchy source of vitamin C and various and sundry proteins. My cat likes them too though, so we fight over who can catch them the fastest. I caught twenty grasshopper outside and deep fried the little mutha fucka bastards. I'm gone eat them now with a glass of prune juice.
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someone who is stoned (grass (another word for weed)) and drunk (hop) at the same time, which unleashed a special combination of the two. billy went grasshopper at last nights party
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A mexican or someone from mexico who hops the border to sell drugs, or weed(marijuana) in particular. Dean: Yo where did you get this shit?
Ryan: This crazy dealer from Mexico, he was a grasshopper! Dean: Aww yeah! |
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Smoking weed with a bunch of different groups without remaining loyal to a certain group that you enjoy smoking with, smoking just because that group has weed and you want to smoke even if you just did. Marissa went to a party last night, like the grasshopper she is she smoked with her best friends, left them, smoked again with the guys, and again with the girls that were in the corner.
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the worst quality you'll ever want to be . it's being/looking extra ugly , boring , dumb , rachet , a chicken head , having an awkward shaped head , hoeish , stank & etc. . . . NObody wants to be a grasshopper Bitch- "Bitch you're not cute"
Girl- "nwhoaa , ohkayee i know this grasshopper lookin bitch is not talkin" Bitch- "wtf is a grasshopper though" Girl- "YOU bitch . you're a fucking grasshopper , so hop outta my face Sharon |
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