not yet grasshopper
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Grasshoar by JustYourAverageBoi November 30, 2022
knee high to a grasshopper
"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"
knee high to a grasshopper by The Rye Guy April 23, 2008
Purple Grasshopper
A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.
Purple Grasshopper by thefalconose December 27, 2016
grasshole
1. A cheap, stingy, mooching pothead.
2. A marijuana smoker who will gladly smoke other people's buds when available but suddenly is not in the mood to smoke (share) when he or she is the only one who has any.
3. That guy who calls you up to hang out only after you just acquired some happy greens but does not call you on the rare occasion when he has some because he is a cheap fucktooth who would not even pay for his own toilet paper.
2. A marijuana smoker who will gladly smoke other people's buds when available but suddenly is not in the mood to smoke (share) when he or she is the only one who has any.
3. That guy who calls you up to hang out only after you just acquired some happy greens but does not call you on the rare occasion when he has some because he is a cheap fucktooth who would not even pay for his own toilet paper.
grasshole
noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.
a. As the little dog cavorted across the perfectly manicured lawn, the angry woman burst red-faced out her door, screaming and cursing. "What a grasshole," thought an observer.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.
grasshole by Pugsley D. February 20, 2009
Grasspergers
Someone who has smoked a copious amount of marijuana and is now suffering from declined intelligence.
Friend 1: Where you tryna eat?
Friend 2: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend 1: The fuck wrong with him bruh?
Friend 3: Oh he dummy high, dude got grasspergers.
Friend 2: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend 1: The fuck wrong with him bruh?
Friend 3: Oh he dummy high, dude got grasspergers.
Grasspergers by Grasspie August 23, 2018