Glasshole 

Noun. A person who wears Google Glass and refuses to remove it when directly interacting with other people, private gatherings, or public events. The general belief is that these people are photographing, recording, Googling, and Facebooking the people they're interacting with instead of focusing on the conversation or acting like a human being. In extreme cases this word is directly synonymous with stalker or creeper.

"Yeah, I ran into Bill. He wouldn't take off those damn Google spyglasses the entire time we were talking. What a glasshole."

"Look there, under the bleachers. Some glasshole is looking up women's skirts!"

"...So the glasshole meets this girl and looks her up online, finds out everything about her, and is waiting for her in her front yard when she gets home that night. That was when she maced him and called the cops."

Glasshole by Nix Nightbird July 5, 2013

not yet grasshopper 

Phrase used by New York metal band THE HEARKENING in their song "Developed in the Darkroom"

"The crowd went crazy when Stas Clockwise yelled 'NOT YET GRASSHOPPER'"

not yet grasshopper by Toughguytuesday420 September 2, 2017

Grasshoar 

A phrase Jerma used to say “grasshopper”

You wake up on an island, you sit in the grass and eat grasshoar

Grasshoar by JustYourAverageBoi November 30, 2022

knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.

"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"

knee high to a grasshopper by The Rye Guy April 23, 2008

Purple Grasshopper 

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.

After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*

Purple Grasshopper by thefalconose December 27, 2016

grasshole

1. A cheap, stingy, mooching pothead.

2. A marijuana smoker who will gladly smoke other people's buds when available but suddenly is not in the mood to smoke (share) when he or she is the only one who has any.

3. That guy who calls you up to hang out only after you just acquired some happy greens but does not call you on the rare occasion when he has some because he is a cheap fucktooth who would not even pay for his own toilet paper.

Q: Hey, where's Ry-guy at?

A: Oh, I didn't call him. I smoked that cheap fartmunchkin every Tuesday for the last two months. He hasn't returned the favor ever. He's a typical grasshole. I just found out he bought a whole ounce of kind two weeks ago and didn't offer me any.

grasshole by JEUNT November 20, 2009

grasshole

noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.

a. As the little dog cavorted across the perfectly manicured lawn, the angry woman burst red-faced out her door, screaming and cursing. "What a grasshole," thought an observer.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.

grasshole by Pugsley D. February 20, 2009