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8.
A person who talks too much about their backyard.
Please stop being such a grasshole.
by brooklyngrasshole June 11, 2012
 
1.
1. A cheap, stingy, mooching pothead.

2. A marijuana smoker who will gladly smoke other people's buds when available but suddenly is not in the mood to smoke (share) when he or she is the only one who has any.

3. That guy who calls you up to hang out only after you just acquired some happy greens but does not call you on the rare occasion when he has some because he is a cheap fucktooth who would not even pay for his own toilet paper.
Q: Hey, where's Ry-guy at?

A: Oh, I didn't call him. I smoked that cheap fartmunchkin every Tuesday for the last two months. He hasn't returned the favor ever. He's a typical grasshole. I just found out he bought a whole ounce of kind two weeks ago and didn't offer me any.
by JEUNT November 20, 2009
 
2.
The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month.
Did you see that lawn down the street? It must be a foot tall. What a grasshole !!
by Sethington June 10, 2008
 
3.
A type of male (or female if her testosterone level is high enough) that pleasures in douchebaggery and being a dick. It is a pronoun for the word "asshole" that you can use in public without fear of an elderly woman overhearing you and going into cardiac arrest.

Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.
Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.

Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)

Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!
by Eight Tea Overrated November 06, 2010
 
4.
noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.
a. As the little dog cavorted across the perfectly manicured lawn, the angry woman burst red-faced out her door, screaming and cursing. "What a grasshole," thought an observer.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.
by Pugsley D. October 13, 2008
 
5.
when there is hair encompassing your asshole.
guy 1: eww i just stuck my penis in her asshole
guy 1: dude there was so much hair
guy 2: wow man thats not an asshole its a damn GRASSHOLE
by livefreely May 09, 2008
 
6.
A person who is exceptionally obnoxious or high-and-mighty because they regularly use marijuana. Generally demonstrate a bragging nature both when using drugs and when not using drugs, when they feel they can brag about doing pot.
Ben is always talking about his adventures when he's high. He's such a grass-hole.

Jim can be such a grass-hole when we light up together- he's always so macho.
by greenknight04 January 03, 2010
 
7.
An old man who's overly obsessed with his lawn, so he yells at people who go near it.
Old man: Hey! Get off my lawn, or I'll beat you with my cane!

Kid: Ugh, what a grasshole.
by Questionizer February 18, 2009